People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
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There’s no “we” in fries
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle
You never know what you have until you clean your house
Pun Instagram Captions
Love your selfie
I’m not a bra but I’ll support you
Throwing shade like it’s sunny
Girls just want to have funds
Love you bear-y much
Bee Mine
Can’t espresso how much I love coffee
Resting Grinch face
Sea you soon
Don’t kale my vibe
Dad Jokes Instagram Captions
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind. I won’t tell you it, it’s tearable.
What did the man say about his sick cat? He doesn’t think it’s feline well.
Why did the bear cub leave home? Because its dad’s jokes were unbearable.
What did the painter say to the wall? Don’t worry, I got you covered.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
With our collection of funny Instagram captions, you’ll never be at a loss for words. Use these Instagram captions to elevate your social media strategy.
I hope your day is as nice as my butt. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together... cuddling and being adorable. Kissing burns 5 calories per minute. How about a workout? You must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
"I don't have an attitude problem; I just carry a personality you can't handle." "I'm not a second option, you either choose me or lose me." "I don't follow dreams, I hunt goals." "My silence isn't empty, it's full of answers."
A catchy slogan typically makes use of poetic devices like rhymes or alliteration. It's akin to a good musical hook—unforgettable after hearing it once or twice. Today, catchy is interchangeable with viral. Both words describe slogans that engage potential customers and keep spreading.
Creative captions offer the ability to have all performances captioned, thereby not limiting a deaf or hard of hearing audience to specific dates. Additionally, creative captions are a way of adding a visual element to a show through text, images, video and animations that can be integral to the design.
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